9.20.2009

"Vetty good, Igor. Now vee have head."


"Eat your heart out, progressive and liberal Democrats (and you unbelievable suckers still supporting the far right). My name is Max. I have better health care than 99% of America, and it's gonna stay that way. Because I'm better than you. Ha ha! I love this job."

9.11.2009

Health Care Speech

President Obama delivered another great speech that will go down in the annals of history to further prove his utmost superiority as a public speaker among other presidents. The middle of the introduction:
We came to build a future. So tonight, I return to speak to all of you about an issue that is central to that future – and that is the issue of health care.

I am not the first President to take up this cause, but I am determined to be the last. It has now been nearly a century since Theodore Roosevelt first called for health care reform. And ever since, nearly every President and Congress, whether Democrat or Republican, has attempted to meet this challenge in some way. A bill for comprehensive health reform was first introduced by John Dingell Sr. in 1943. Sixty-five years later, his son continues to introduce that same bill at the beginning of each session.

Our collective failure to meet this challenge – year after year, decade after decade – has led us to a breaking point. Everyone understands the extraordinary hardships that are placed on the uninsured, who live every day just one accident or illness away from bankruptcy. These are not primarily people on welfare. These are middle-class Americans. Some can't get insurance on the job. Others are self-employed, and can't afford it, since buying insurance on your own costs you three times as much as the coverage you get from your employer. Many other Americans who are willing and able to pay are still denied insurance due to previous illnesses or conditions that insurance companies decide are too risky or expensive to cover.

Sounds like good stuff, and it only got better. Wouldn't it be great if Democrats could work together with those other people. I wonder what they had to say... while.Obama.delivered.the.speech.

Joe Wilson:
No! You! You smell bad! Commie! Fahrvegnuggets! Lies, lies, stink crotch!
Can we get the man some treatment for Tourette Syndrome while we work on health care for everyone else? That would be nice. We could maybe provide a van for him also, down by the river, where he could shout at cars and nutria.

...

hmm... Then again, I am enough of an asshole to drag a thousand neoconservatives off a cliff by exaggerating and spinning in ways that cause their heads to explode.

7.30.2009

Ffffffffrakk me runnin'

7.28.2009

Who?

I think the world got confused at some point about who I am. I've been through so much shit I'm surprised I'm alive. Just a writer. Into weapons, technology, military theory, war games, information, intel. Politics lately, just to bring peace. Too much pain in war.

7.23.2009

Newest Health Care Talking Points From Slinkerwink

I'm calling to thank [Name of Member] for supporting the House health care plan, and for supporting the public option and the national insurance exchange. As an American who's faced denials of claims and has been facing higher insurance premiums, the public option and the national insurance exchange is NECESSARY to hold down the costs of private insurance and give us the kind of care we need. Please DO NOT vote for any amendments during the mark-up process that would weaken the public option and the national insurance exchange! I've been hearing that the Blue Dog Democrats want to cut back subsidies for my family, that they want a fake state-based co-op plan, and have a trigger on the national insurance exchange by having it as state-based insurance exchanges at first. What they want is unacceptable for me and my family. Don't give into their demands. I'm an American who needs the choice of the national insurance exchange and the public option.

Wednesday Backwards

912 hash tag is a reference to Glenn Beck's television show.
All hash tags are live at Twitter, and link through.

  1. First thing when I worry about my health care is OMG - are the millionaires gonna be okay with a 3% surtax increase, still lower than '99?
  2. RT @reecy_Kup it's obvious what side politico is on based on the headline they pulled out of the healthcare presser //rly
  3. RT @Noetical Chris Matthews Smacks Down Birther Rep. Campbell—Makes Him Admit Obama is U.S. Citizen: http://bit.ly/4oI8b #BirthBoobs
  4. I quit politics just long enough to forget the big live-blogging party is at DK. Damn. Next one.
  5. Orrin Hatch walks over the health care reform bill being the #HCR bill. http://is.gd/1Ids0 #p2 #tcot #912 #topprog #rebelleft
  6. I can't type fast enough to keep up with the issues and questions
  7. Just too expensive, just too complicated, happening too fast, not good enough...
  8. RT @Karoli Geez. Folks don't listen too well. // 10+
  9. Not going to wind up with something perfect? That's defeatism setting up for taking apart the better parts of the bill... shill for lobby
  10. They are ignoring the fact that the Villain OWNS the GOP.
  11. Tweety is elated that is over...
  12. I got arrested for breaking into my house. They absolutely knew I lived there. Love those games...
  13. I'm scared of statistics. I'm always one of them.
  14. Incomplete, inactive, inferior, instigator, instaputz, idiot, Impersonator, Indecisive, Indecider (why not, we're describing Bush)...
  15. F, D, I?, but C...
  16. @ranggrol I thought those were Bush's grades at first...
  17. .@PatriotGams123 I forgot, white people are the victims now. Oh, my bad, victim. So sad to be you.
  18. .@PatriotGams123 Racism is racism, podnuh. Dissent + racism = racist dickhead.
  19. @charyl originally Lewis Carroll though
  20. Leave it to the Wachowski brothers to confuse Morpheus and Neo's roles...
  21. I'm still wondering what happens if you take both...
  22. How about DeMint?
  23. [Douglas Adams reference...]
  24. Obama just wades through it.
  25. MY five pronged question with tabs is available at the Galaxy Bulletin Board, and has been so for five Megazyklons.
  26. This is a massive thing to take on at a Village presser... Bush planted questions. I would just yell, "Look over there!" and run.
  27. then there are the people who are, you know, trying not to die and all
  28. That's great President Obama, but how does that relate to Nico Putney being a [shhhhh]?
  29. and now the village idiots have to prove they are God's chosen little soldiers -- it's log, it's log, it's fun, it's a wonderful toy
  30. Leadership for the people? Crazy Talk -- are we in Russia? Oh, wait, that's one of our intelligent people. It seemed so odd at first.
  31. Obama, doesn't have to stop and dumb down the already dumb plan Bush would have dumbed into existence with giant dumb $$$ on it.
  32. $1.3 Trillion: Fiscal Conservative PARTY!! Woot... [choke]
  33. How are there still millions of people who believe trickle down? People that brainwashed shouldn't be allowed to harm others.
  34. I gotta remember to check links before I RT. I accidentally RT'd a GOP biased hcr story yesterday. I eviscerated it, but easier not to RT
  35. all the gulf coast comic-cons used to be tightly enough knit you'd know somebody who knew somebody so everybody knew everybody
  36. [I had to have a username a frakking mile long.]
  37. Ashley Todd: "I would die for Glenn Beck. Glenn Beck rose from the depths of ghetto poverty, overcoming all adversity. And he owns me."
  38. RT @Shoq Another Important Health Care Petition: by: Sens. Durbin, Schumer, Leahy http://bit.ly/4hYGJj RT?
  39. #912 Spoiler, omg, zomfg, Glenn Beck is gonna die for the whole world's sins! Just... Incredible.
  40. #912 #11 "I have the right to brain damage young children with my own ignorance, so that they could never function normally in society."
  41. What skeevy young College Republican dude wrote the Glen Beck Wikipedia page?☐Glen Beck donates puppies to orphans☐gag☐
  42. [It was way over characters]
  43. ALE RT @slinkerwink [...] petition asking the House to stay in session to pass health reform. PLEASE Sign the petition. http://bit.ly/3NDqlS
  44. And for all the poor folk sitting at home, I hope you know I did not mean you.
  45. All the money in the world can't create love, nor make someone funny nor intelligent nor beautiful inside. That's why they don't like us.
  46. The GOP ENVIES US: @Shoq @k4rm3n @BernieKram @pjredd @autumn_meadows @ranggrol @DadaLives @AgeofMastery @Pinkomomma @blondetwit @juliawb
  47. [I was gonna say trash throwing itself away, but I don't think she's trash.]
  48. Oh, I like this: A self-destroying Republican. It's like a recycle bin taking itself to the street. Thank you, Ms. Palin. http://is.gd/1I0xv
  49. RT @Laura_H108 Solid ethics complaint against Palin. Van Susteren's hubby counsels Palin http://bit.ly/XP9Fa #tcot #p2 No conflict! Sheesh
  50. "Fiscal conservative here. Where do you get off telling us how we can and can't spend billions on an air war just because we're not in one?"
  51. USA, F**k Yeah! Rep. Robert Wittman wants F-22 fighter jets! For the air war! http://is.gd/1HYL0 Or we could save $$. #p2
  52. Free Republic is gonna overthrow the government, with their anonymous gun toting Blackwater Super Ninjas of Freedom. http://is.gd/1HYEg
  53. Fox loves Birthers! [Who would have guessed, amirite?] Fox milks the story after Rick Sanchez kills it. http://is.gd/1HYvs
  54. I'm gonna start a new tradition. It's called "Stop Taking Crap from Republicans Day." ⇒Every day. There are some people lucky that I'm old.
  55. I can't recall a fetus ever inciting people to murder. A fat, rich junkie propagandist on the other hand...
  56. LIES: Rush-hole Limπδιcκ tells his adoring brainwashed fans Obama wants to kill people. Wouldn't we start with him first? http://is.gd/1HYdN
  57. I'm glad it's not my job to fix all these broken institutions, clouded minds and woeful ignorance.
  58. It's all LIES, like Fox News saying torture never happened, torture just a little happened, and now they are either proud of it or silent.
  59. It's impossible to debate scripture in this place, but I've studied it. One might be fascinated at how none of this hatred comes from it.
  60. It's been amazing to witness, in my lifetime, a false Christian culture based on hatred evolve out of the tenets of tolerance and charity.
  61. Tony Alamo, right there in Texarkana, podnuh, was raping 9 year old children, while condemning gay people. That's NOT true Christianity.
  62. The Church of LDS, founded on pedophilia [9 yr olds], spent tens of millions to condemn non-promiscuous relationships between loving adults.
  63. Christians are supposed to know this with crystal clarity. Instead many carry water for leaders who preach nothing but condemnation, for $$.
  64. Most atheists [not all] would agree good and evil exists. See, good and hatred aren't buddies. Judgment and dogma, that's tight with hate.
  65. Apparently knowledge of scripture is absent in some modern Christian religions. It's a pity, because hatred walks hand in hand with evil.
  66. To call them immoral would be to say they had moral standards they violate. They don't. Bigots don't have moral standards [so much fail LOL]
  67. Why I support gay rights⇒Gay and lesbian kids get picked on and abused. Ignorance heaps condemnation on frailty. That's amoral⇒Unchristian.
  68. There are people jamming out to openly gay musicians, loving it, preaching that gay means pedophilia. Morons.
  69. Americans are tired of racist, crazy, bigoted, hateful bullshit that makes up the bread and butter of the GOP base. Hatred IS stupid, f***s.
  70. Rep. Blackburn: "We're not gonna cry emergency every time we have a Katrina." GOP candidates require only stupidity, hatred and ignorance.
  71. R-TN Rep. Blackburn⇒"We're not gonna cry emergency every time we have a Katrina" http://is.gd/1HVUn #p2 #tcot #sgp #rebelleft
  72. @pjredd You wouldn't be the first person I did that to.
  73. The cool part of having weird symptoms is finding out all the things you definitely do NOT have. No STD's, not cancer (pull for Yauch), etc.
  74. Ideally Sam's Club executives would kill the frakking plan to bulldoze the site⇒It's ridiculous. But I can't boycott⇒would hurt people here.
  75. RT @pjredd [...] Stop Sacred Burial Mounds from becoming a Sam's Club http://bit.ly/eSfup //My deceased anthropologist father would boycott.
  76. Meanwhile, in my home state of Louisiana, the very intelligent Governor Jindal has no further exorcisms scheduled at this time.
  77. Cross state concealed weapons permit bill fails in Senate. VA residents near WV state line breathe sigh of relief. http://is.gd/1HTmB #p2
  78. RT @Karoli The Health Care Bill: Where Is the Concept? ⇒be nice if folks got educated abt legislation/process b4 writing http://ff.im/-5zray
  79. Apparently there's just a little confusion. See, I'm a writer. W-r-i-t-e-r. Say it with me...
  80. WTF⇒Neighbor lady walking her dog saw me leaving yesterday, made a call, LOUDLY⇒"Wanted to let you know Josh Day just left the house." WTF?
  81. Massacre blamed entirely on Warlord Dostum: Americans placed at the scene. http://is.gd/1HR7C #p2 #tcot #teaparty #rebelleft
  82. Our HIV rate displays our lack of consistent approach to fighting its spread. http://is.gd/1HQQd #p2 #tcot #gop #HIV #topprog
  83. The Powell Doctrine: The current ideology of United States warfare tarnishes a once great principle. http://is.gd/1HQv1 #p2
  84. "Children all ran over me, screaming tag, and you are the one. He trips her as her sandals fail. She says stop! I'm a girl... ."
  85. The Dream Debate: Maddow Decimates Jindal with Mental Jeet Kune Do. Jindal rushed to emergency room with 3rd degree confusion burns.
  86. Rachel Maddow: Wastes simple primates at debating. Buchanan≠human http://is.gd/1HMyv #p2 #tcot #gop #sgp #topprog #rebelleft
  87. [Twitter does strange things when you only use symbols -- not what I thought it looked like.]
  88. Bush Sr. looked out of the limo one day and realized he lived in a city; proceeded to have 10's of thousands of black men imprisoned, STAT.
  89. Not all Republicans are scum, but the ones who are really set the curve for it. #p2 #tcot #gop #sgp #topprog #teaparty #palin #rebelleft
  90. #HCR GOP [scum]: Scare the elderly for political gain. http://is.gd/1HKYp #p2 #tcot #sgp #topprog #teaparty #palin #rebelleft
  91. Sen. Grassley (R-IA)⇒Finance Committee needs $200B to pass health care reform. Here it is⇒http://is.gd/1HKH4 #hcr #p2 #tcot
  92. If I had a dollar for every FReeper who lies about being in law enforcement, SWAT and Special Forces, I'd be rich. #srhc #jdif #sgp #gop
  93. Fair and balanced, unless reality is involved.
  94. Fox News, network that brainwashes racists, bigots and other jerks, won't be carrying the Presser. Patriotic? How about slime mongers?
  95. The President: BIG news conference address on health care reform tonight⇒http://is.gd/1HK7h #p2 #tcot #gop #topprog #teaparty
  96. Canadian health care superiorities⇒http://is.gd/1HJ16 Facts⇒Big Money's Bane #HCR #HealthCare #AARP #p2 #tcot #topprog #palin
  97. THEFT: Health insurance companies database price fixing. http://is.gd/1HIkK [Welsh] #p2 #tcot #sgp #topprog #teaparty #HCR
  98. Spencer Ackerman's work exemplifies, to some extent, a great dream I once had. I wanted to follow war and write about it.
  99. "Soft power" in the rap industry. Marc Lynch⇒journalist. Most creative geniuses I've known don't fawn quite as much. http://is.gd/1HHuB #p2
  100. RT @EileenLeft @LisaToddSutton /// I've been telling everyone for weeks don't worry about my name in RT's. Just sell it as yours. PLEASE.
  101. Blue Dogs met with Obama, a President who cares. Can he do that? http://is.gd/1HDlK #p2 #tcot #sgp #rebelleft #srhc #jdif
  102. If you're a real child, Hi. Thank you for following me.
  103. No cursing during the day. I've got kids following me.
  104. Presumably someone would follow the link, and not crank call the Speaker of the House. [Lord, Lord]
  105. STOP the Blue Dogs⇒CALL House Majority Whip James Clyburn at (202) 226-3210 INFO, TALKING POINTS: http://is.gd/1GALX #p2 #HCR
  106. STOP the BLUE DOGS⇒CALL House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer at (202) 225-3130 INFO, TALKING POINTS: http://is.gd/1GALX #HCR #P2
  107. STOP the Blue Dogs⇒CALL Speaker Nancy Pelosi at (202)225-4965 FIRST, or (415)556-4862. More Info: http://is.gd/1GALX #p2 #HCR
  108. Big Money BUYS GOP on #HealthCare http://is.gd/1GumH #tcot #ac2c #hhrs #912 #sgp #tlot #gop #rush #teaparty #tporg #jdif #rnc #srhc #palin
  109. I do this too much. It's like wading into a room full of 1000's of newspaper clippings trying to find something.
  110. CALL Rep. Lynn Woolsey at 202-225-5161, 2nd co-chair of the Congressional Progressive Caucus⇒Ask him to stand against Blue Dogs' actions.
  111. CALL Rep. Raul Grijalva at 202-225-2435. One Co-chair of the Congressional Progressive Caucus: Ask him to stand against Blue Dogs' actions.
  112. We have a VERY NICE President and Administration working hard to help us. If health care means a lot to you, don't be afraid to tell them.
  113. Talking Points [by Jane Hamsher, Slinkerwink] http://is.gd/1GN92 Use them⇒EMAIL the WHITE HOUSE⇒http://is.gd/1GPqF Ask Congress stay late.
  114. Use the #HealthCare talking points. CALL Education and Labor Committee Chair George Miller (202) 225-3725 #p2 #HCR #topprog
  115. Use the #HealthCare talking points. CALL Energy and Commerce Committee Chair Henry Waxman (202) 225-2927 #p2 #HCR #topprog
  116. End the Blue Dog DINOcracy. Guns≠Obstructionism. Health Care Talking Points: http://is.gd/1GN92 Phone #'s coming #p2 #topprog
  117. K Street misses the wild times of Jack Abramoff⇒Now only $10's of millions. [sigh] http://is.gd/1HByD #p2 #topprog #rebelleft
  118. @gottalaff PC⇒DeMint: "We have got to stop the President." Good Luck. http://is.gd/1HBmR #p2 #tcot #sgp #topprog #teaparty
  119. Secretary of State Clinton tells Thailand⇒"You can stand under our umbrella." http://is.gd/1HB1r #p2 #tcot #sgp #rebelleft [warning to many]
  120. Middle Eastern security umbrella "warning" to Iran also extends to North Korea, Burma.
  121. Longmire: Mexican Senate rethinking strategy against crime⇒ http://is.gd/1HATr 1000's dead will make you think. #p2 #tcot #912
  122. Mexicans staying here, despite recession. Chilly, but less, you know, war. http://is.gd/1HAJV #p2 #tcot #gop #palin #teaparty
  123. Birther bill sponsor, Posey. getting financial backing from GOP⇒Need those crazy votes. http://is.gd/1HABe #srhc #jdif #rnc
  124. Every plane we have needs a pilot up to date to fly them, and every bit of it costs a fortune. But they won an election somewhere...
  125. House bitter, wants F-22's JUST BECAUSE. http://is.gd/1HAiy It's like they want dogfights. #p2 #tcot #sgp #topprog #teaparty
 
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